Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 July 2016

Disney Dreams and Departure -RSC '16-

*Quickly opens his letter that has his Boarding Pass Enclosed. With it a letter!*

"Welcome to the wonderful world of Disney." 
"Here is your planned vacation and things you can expect to do."

The Itinerary Reads:
Saturday July 23rd 12pm ~ Departing 
Departure via NGI Railways. 
Travel across the nation in the super fast train!


Sunday July 24th ~ Horror Night Campout
Spend the night at the abandoned Treasure Island. 
Island is said to be haunted and is home to many wildlife including deadly crocodiles!
You will need to bring along a sleeping bag and a small tent for this one. 
Disney will not be providing these.


Saturday July  30th ~ Disney Concert
A Disney concert just for you!


"Be sure to visit all our major rides and attractions here at Walt Disney Resort."
"Vacation packages now available!"

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That was a few weeks ago. Since then I've thought, dreamt and breathed nothing but Disney!
Last year was a bit of a disaster. We got stranded on an island for a week on some army base.
This year they've promised all measures have been taked to assure safe travels.

Sorry, my Papa says I have to go to bed now. We have a very busy day ahead of us tomorrow!!

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Today is the day. You woke from a strange dream.
 In your dream you saw yourself flying across the city of London, 
you felt happy but at the same time there was fear that something strange is about to happen. 

After you realize it was just a dream you notice that the day has come and 
the thoughts of your dream are quickly replaced with those of your upcoming trip to Disney. 


I jumped out of bed and ran down the halls screaming for everyone else to wake up. 
Papa and Daddy and rushed to get all of us ready
Fed, Bathed and groomed to the nines!
As Papa says: "Ladies and Gentleman always look their best!"




We were then told to get our things together. 
Poppy and I fought over the larger suitcase. She screamed all kinds of things!
Papa heard all the commotion so he came in to check on us.
Boy, did we get a lecture *sighs heavily*
"Siddy, Gentleman don't lunge at their sisters." He says.
"Poppy, Laaaadies don't stick out their tongues."



After hours of finally packing enough unnerwears to appease the Big Dude. 
We were ready to catch our Fairy to the mainlands and head off to Disney!!
We all had to carry our own luggage. Except my sister Sami. She refused.
And I Quote:
"I'm not carrying a suitcase, because Papa paid for a man to carry MY stuff for me!"  
She says with her princess attitude.

*Facepalms*

Where's a Pirate to kidnap your sister when you need em?!

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Make it raaaiin!!!

I don't know about you but, one of my favoritist things to do is to get wet and dirty!
It's been kind of a dry Summer. How is a boy supposed to get his mud on without rain?!?!
I hear da grow'd ups say "When life throws you lemons, make Lemonade!"
I think that same principle applies for other things...right?




 "When you get an Umbrella, Make it Rain!"



The Umbrellas aren't just for us little people. With a little adjustment, grow'd ups can have one too!!



Obviously, they are best to be used in large groups of friends, to make big puddles!!



Dancing, Jumping, Splashing, Twirling and Leaping is fully encouraged!!


Umbrellas are at This Round of  Fairytale Forever



Will be available afterwards @ tic tot toe





Thursday, 20 August 2015

Friends are Funny!!!

School is starting back up soon!! Everyone is rushing around like crazy trying to get things prepared and gathered for their first day. Notebooks, Pencil Cases, Trapper Keepers (you remember those?)
A new BackPack! Ah I can't wait for that!!

One thing everyone might be forgetting are those 'special' side items...
the little trickster items you can use to prank your friends!





One thing everyone might be forgetting are those 'special' side items...
the little trickster items you can use to prank your friends!



Just give em a nice pat on the back, stand back and have some giggles..



You could be one of the nice friends and help them earn a little extra Linden :D


They'll never even know it was you!


Tuesday, 18 August 2015

Juice Box and Choppers!

It was such a nice day today I couldn't resist but to go for a cruise on my new monster cycle from LiL Tykes Chop Shop. (Cause ya know, us kids can just cruise whenever we feel like it :D)
I coasted through Santa Fe, chopped down the mountains of West Virginia and just rode and rode...



Feeling the wind whip across my face (with some bugs splatting on my cheeks) AMAZING!!!


It was so peaceful here I just had to take a short pit stop and breath in the air!


Luckily I packed some toxic juice to quench my big boy thirst. I had to watch the intake to not get to sugar buzzed in the process. I was clearly startin to feel a little woozy here...


Good thing there's plenty to tinker with and polish. Kept me from driving while under the influence of my juice box! That could be a real disaster!!


Monday, 17 August 2015

Boys just wanna have fun, too!!!

 Summer is so boring sometimes, especially when you're all out of camps to go to! Parents still have to work though, which was awesome for me! My dads' both had to work so they called the babysitter. I like her, she doesn't bother me much, she pretty much just sits around on the sofa and texts her boyfriend. Which leaves me the Run of the House!!! Woohooo!!!

I tried playing with my toys but, meh *shrugs* they're all the same really. Tried watching a movie...but, meh *shrugs again* I've seen them all like a Miiillion times! Then I decided to just head up to my dads` room and turn on the telie.

Woo!! My Favorite show!! I think her name is Rupaul! And she races with Drags! (whatever that means) All I know, is something about this show just 'speaks' to my soul!!

In the middle of watching all these boys (like me!) put on there Mommy's dresses and make up  I get a little sad. I don't have a mommy to borrow her stuff. But! I have 2
Sisters, an Aunt and a babysitter in the house! Who just left her purse unattended by the front door! Bazinga!!!

I run downstairs, grab her purse, hall my tiny butt upstairs as fast as my short legs can take me, make a pitstop in my sister poppy's room, grab one of her dresses from her closet. As I'm running back down the hallway I remember that my Aunt left a cpl pairs of shoes here, my dad put them in the towel closet. Yes! *Races to his parents room slam the door closed behind me, dump out my babysitters purse and rewind the show for tips!*